Paranormal Research
Aptitude Test

Looking to figure out which paranormal researcher you resonate with the most? Or perhaps how you would fare on the job? You happen to be in the right place. Who would have considered that you might find a quiz here, the page directly labeled as containing a quiz? I didn't. Let's begin.

 

So, what do you think about ghosts?
They're fascinating.
They're spooky.
They're a nuisance.
They're fun.

What's your poison?
An Aperol spritz.
What does that mean?
Vodka Red Bull.
A pint.

How do you present yourself to others?
As a carefully curated persona of someone near-perfect.
As someone fun and easy to be around.
As my authentic self, with confidence.
I don't give it much thought. What even?

A friend asks you what you think of their new hairstyle. You think it's awful -- what do you do?
Answer honestly, without sugarcoating.
Don't say what you think, but offer tips for "improvements".
Answer honestly, but break it to them carefully.
Smile and nod silently without admitting to anything.

What drives you to do things?
Curiosity.
Spite.
Enjoyment.
Money.

You receive a gift from a friend. How do you react?
Offer to take them out somewhere as a thank you.
Give them a hug, thanking them profusely.
Bashfully thank them, then move on to a different topic.
Comment on the gift, probably forgetting to thank them.

At what point in a conversation with someone new do you introduce yourself?
I only introduce myself when explicitly asked to.
After I comment on something and we hit off a conversation.
I'll probably forget to introduce myself and get caught up chatting.
Right off the bat, before getting into anything else.

What kinds of books do you prefer to read?
Classic literature or poetry.
I don't read books. Comics, if anything.
Modern fiction or novellas.
Nonfiction or academic materials.

Pssst — Please read a book. Yes, I'm serious. Yes, I get that you have ADHD or whatever. Nobody's asking you to read Tolstoy. Pick up a trashy light novel or the Very Hungry Caterpillar. It'll be fun, I promise.

Imagine you read classic literature or poetry. How do you conduct yourself about it?
I bring it up only when it's relevant, because I'm not obnoxious.
I bring it up only when it's relevant, because I'm not obnoxious.
I bring it up only when it's relevant, because I'm not obnoxious.
Isn't this question a bit pointed?

I wouldn't say it's all that pointed. Would you?
Who hurt you?
Well, maybe a bit, but it's funny, so it's OK.
Absolutely, but I don't care. I have no stakes in this.
YES???

What are you going to do about it, then?
Do I have to do anything? I'm busy.
No, keep going, I'm here for it.
This is a quiz on the web. I can't do much of anything.
Stop trying to be meta.