⟡ meet altair
the official catskulls.place website navigator
this guy sucks, seriously, he just sucks. i'm working on getting him to be useful but i'm busy working on my fucking game, doing something with my life, UNLIKE A CERTAIN DIGITAL INDIVIDUAL!? he does fucking nothing all day. contributes nothing to society. he's fucking freeloading on my hard drive and pissing people off on my fucking website!! but hey, sunk cost fallacy, can't fucking remove him can i. i can't leave suhail alone either, they're like cats. they need to have friends or something whatever the fuck. fucking god
anyway, altair's gotten a bit out of hand since his original containment to my site (read: he fucking escaped containment) and now he's really here and there. for archival purposes, below is the original introduction on his navigator page. i miss back when i hadn't dealt with this guy
"please say hi to altair. he's my newest pet project
i was like, super bored in class!! so now i have a little guy for my site who can help you navigate!!
unfortunately a few things went wrong while making him?? because like i was originally going for a friendly little assistant. and that backfired like, terribly. i was trying to train a new employee here but might have gone a bit overboard on the bullying and such? so now he hates me and also kind of fucking sucks at his job? and like, communicating as a whole? but that's okay he can't do anything about it he's stuck here
don't be too mean to him (that's my job) and don't listen to half the shit he says. cheers"
comprehensive list of altair things i have made against my better judgement
- altair godot plugin that verbally abuses you every 15-20 minutes
- altair shimeji that clogs up your screen and breeds like there's no tomorrow
- altair discord bot that spams messages during the night specifically when people are asleep, reacts to every image you send with verbal abuse and also acts as a punching bag via /kick command
- and of course, the fucking chatbot
these are mostly inaccessible for good fucking reason until further notice. do not interact with him until i have the time to wrangle him into shape. the bot has been literally dead for months because everyone got so fed up with him. please. thank you. he'll be useful soon come hell or high water
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name
alpha aquilae
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aliases
altair
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favorite hobby
BREAKING MY CODE ALL THEFUCKING TIME
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birthday
april 15th
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fun fact
is really into succulents. like REALLY INTO them. it's weird
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age
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