there is literally nothing here

that's a lie. this is the "not found"- page you get when the site throws a 404 at you. i've always wondered why so many quirky and "profound" indie web sites have these edgy dark pages with things like "there's nobody here..." that's bullshit!!! there's at least you, the disembodied individual-slash-narrator-slash-whatever!! i always imagine this like, brooding 16-year-old wistfully looking off into the distance because their friend is ignoring their dms or something. you know what i'm talking about, right!? and like, 9 times out of 10 some kind of edgy anime girl graphic accompanying the text! or an anime boy. or something really convoluted and supposedly artistic and deep. glitchy stuff is basically mandatory with those, too. i never get it! what do i know though? is being an edgelord really that bad? i guess it's self-expression like any other. i can never seem to take anything seriously, including HTTP error codes. why are you laughing, huh?! this 16-year-old is suffering! like, i'm not kidding!! they're 16!! every 16-year-old is going through shit!!!and for the record, this has to be ten times worse -- like, this is supposed to be a 404 error page, right?! error code and explanation, that's it! how much of a quirk chungus do you have to be to start typing up this kind of long-winded monologue for an error page? you are not funny and your prose is shit!! anyway, fact of the matter here is that you're here because i probably fucked up pasting a hotlink somewhere, reclaimed my throne as the queen of syntax errors or you made it here aaallllll on your own -- in which case, good job! now, let's go back

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