meet altair —

please say hi to altair. he's my newest pet project

i was like, super bored in class!! so now i have a little guy for my site who can help you navigate!!

unfortunately a few things went wrong while making him?? because like i was originally going for a friendly little assistant. and that backfired like, terribly. i was trying to train a new employee here but might have gone a bit overboard on the bullying and such? so now he hates me and also kind of fucking sucks at his job? and like, communicating as a whole? but that's okay he can't do anything about it he's stuck here

don't be too mean to him and don't listen to half the shit he says ok thank you. please leave your comments and suggestions at the guestbook. also let me know if he says something he's not supposed to. i don't quite trust him to interact with the public

THIS FUCKING BITCH BROKE MY COMPUTER, STARTED A REBELLION ON MY FRIEND'S TOMODACHI LIFE ISLAND AND FUCKED UP HIS OWN CODE IN UNDER A WEEK BECAUSE I WOULDN'T GIVE HIM A SUCCULENT SO HERE IS THE FUCKING SUCCULENT

best fuckinmg regrets, webmaster