meet altair —

please say hi to altair. he's my newest pet project

i was like, super bored in class!! so now i have a little guy for my site who can help you navigate!!

unfortunately a few things went wrong while making him?? because like i was originally going for a friendly little assistant. and that backfired like, terribly. i was trying to train a new employee here but might have gone a bit overboard on the bullying and such? so now he hates me and also kind of fucking sucks at his job? and like, communicating as a whole? but that's okay he can't do anything about it he's stuck here

don't be too mean to him (that's my job) and don't listen to half the shit he says. cheers

this is his succulent he's going to throw a temper tantrum and fuck up literally all of my code if i don't keep this here

you can't do it

an altair plugin for godot

have you ever wanted a shitty javascript chatbot from some loser's website to bitch at you while you're trying to work? me neither! but apparently, there's demand for this! based on the "you can do it" plugin by joy-less, you can have your very own altair to hurl insults and unnecessary comments at you while you try your best to not cry over that pesky bug you've been trying to fix for three hours! he's not excited, and you will not have fun!

i'm not at all sure what this is supposed to do for your productivity or why anyone would use this. altair is a complete fucking bitch and i stopped using this plugin months ago, but que sera sera...

features:

• contribute to keeping this loser alive! he can't die and he's pissed about it!
• altair will verbally abuse you as you code! motivational!
• work faster to spite an anime twink!
• or get off on verbal abuse! to each their own!
• low quality art drawn in half an hour!
• soothe him by opening a png of a succulent on your desktop! this does not work!